Thank you for coming out for today's service
You may be seated
We understand the sacrifice of your time is givin utmost appreciation
So let me be clear
None will be wasted!
But I feel a proper introduction is in order
For those who are new
The Sentiments provided for today's sermon are from Michigan's Own SAINT B
There will be no communion, no collection plate
No offering
All we ask
Is that you
Sit the f*ck back and enjoy!