Well it's been a terribly productive day
Of doing things the grown up way
I went to work and got myself some change
And I memorized audition sides
Called back for Elvis on a cruise line
So I practiced my boom chukka for awhile
But my nights have become thoughtful and alone
My walls are screaming at me to pick up the phone
Call your friends to go out for a drink
Yeah you said you'd quit this morning
But wouldn't that be boring think of
All the opportunities I've missed
Sitting on that sofa wond'ring how the hell my life turned out like this?
Maybe I should see a therapist
Well it hasn't really been the best of weeks
I keep checking my mail for job offers
Everyone's getting job offers but me
And pretty girls tried to talk to me and I got nervous
Bm
I'm mediocre at all things romantic
I come across as rude and pedantic
But my nights have become thoughtful and alone
My walls are screaming at me to pick up the phone
Call your friends to go out for a drink
Yeah you said you'd quit this morning
But wouldn't that be boring think of
All the opportunities I've missed
Sitting on that sofa wond'ring how the hell my life turned out like this?
Maybe I should see a therapist
Call your friends to go out for a drink
Yeah you said you'd quit this morning
But wouldn't that be boring think of
All the opportunities I've missed
Sitting on that sofa wond'ring how the hell my life turned out like this?
I got friends and beer I don't need a therapist.