You're almost amazing
You've almost got everything
I think I'd give you an eight if
You had longer hair or olive skin
But when I look into your eyes
Or you're alone with me
I give a vacant smile
And begin to dream
Cos You'll never be as good as the girl in my head
With her little polkadot bikini and her itty bitty, pretty head
She's got teeth white like surfboard wax and I'm her little star
She's the girl of my dreams
And you're the best I've found so far
I'm making it special
Combed hair for our second date
Without sounding disrespectful
I'm pretty sure that means tonight we can mate
But when I look into your eyes
And begin to dream
I give a vacant smile
And I hear her scream
Cos You'll never be as good as the girl in my head
With her little polkadot bikini and her itty bitty pretty head
She's got lips so full luscious like a lifeguard oughta have
and her bodies even better than the magazines I stole from dad
She's got teeth white like surfboard wax and I'm her little star
She's the girl of my dreams
And you're the best I've found so far