You can cake on all that makeup
And steal your roommate's dress
Take pictures of your good side
In the bathroom at the bar
Call your friend a slut
For leavin' the party early
With a guy who never looked at you
And you can split an Adderall
With a stranger in the bathroom stall
Send a misspelled text to an ex
Who put his fist through your bedroom wall
'Cause being treated like shit
Is really comfortable to you
Know what I'm sayin'?
That ain't beautiful
No, that ain't you
You can do better
Oh, you can do better, better
You can fly to Turks and Caicos
In the seats you can't afford
'Cause some girl you met six months ago
Asked you to be in her wedding
Get pissed at your plus one
Even though he's just a friend
For looking up the girl from LSU on Instagram
With the drunk bridesmaids diving for the bouquet
Spilling Cabernet on the dance floor
And you're in the back with your arms crossed
Bein' a bad sport
And you wake up in the morning in the wrong room
You can't find your passport
And you call your mama cryin' on the bathroom floor
But that ain't beautiful
No, that ain't you
You can do better
Oh, you can do better, better
Yeah, that ain't beautiful
No, that ain't you
You can do better
Ah, you can do better, better