As far as I know she's at Waffle House
With a friend she ran into so they're splitting hashbrowns
In the corner booth there's shaky old man
Picking up his coffee cup with lonely hands
The waitress is bringing over her chocolate milk
Says honey that's okay I'll clean up the one you spilt
Yeah as far as I know she's at Waffle House
Well I took a sip of my sleeping supplement
Then I climbed into our bed
I figured when I woke up
In the middle of the night
She'd be by my side
But she wasn't
As far as I know she's at Waffle House
With a friend she ran into and their not thinking about me now
The jukebox is playing a cheatin song
But their laughing too loud to even know that it's on
An acquaintance walks in and sees her with him
They share introductions and how you beens
As far as I know she's at Waffle House
Well I went for a drive after I called 8 times
All the things running through my mind I'm just hoping she's alright
She could be dead, alien abducted,
But the last thing I imagine is what's actually happenin
As far as I know she's at Waffle House
With a friend she ran into hoping I won't find out
That they're making plans to visit Colorado
She's says I'd love to but you know why I can't go
She looks down and sees all her missed calls
Wishing that she felt bad at all
As far as I know she's at Waffle House
As far as I know she's at Waffle House
With a friend she ran into so their splitting hashbrowns