Hes a sweet baby angel
Innocent clownie boy
Twinkles the clown
Filling his friends with Joy
Chilling in Los Santos
Just clowning Around
He doesnt care about the money!
Hes just in it for the Funny!
Chatterbox, Kirk, and Scruffy
Are some of his best pals
Hit up Bones, for a race
Drive around, making fun of Nate
Hey!
Its Twinkles the Clown
Spreading Laughter all around
Lying is Illegal
Do a dance, a little Wiggle
Twinkles The Clown!
Moonshining in the sewers
Road to professional Brewer
Now the phone
The phone is ringing
Chatterbox is in trouble
Stumbles is down what a fumble
Time for Twinkles to save the day
And make the perfect getaway!
Hey!
Its Twinkles the Clown
Spreading Laughter all around
Lying is Illegal
Do a dance, a little Wiggle
Twinkles The Clown!
Hes escaped with all his buddies
Stumbles was caught, oh so funny
Twinkles looks to the sky
Hoping that fun will never die
Oh, My, My, My
Twinkles soaring through the sky
Crashed into a local
Twinkles bout to go postal
(I'm going to shoot every single local)
Here comes Melon Mommy
Its almost Tsunami
She's dropping off Crinkles
Took a melon doodie
Call him Stinkles
He hears a bird screech
Oh its just Queenie
Sad talks on the beach
Sipping tea like its a martini
Best friends till the end
Twinkles got a new boo
Maddie walks in calling him Poo...kie
Hes whipped
Little Little Simp
Hey!
Its Twinkles the Clown
Spreading Laughter all around
Lying is Illegal
Do a dance, a little Wiggle
Twinkles The Clown!
Twinkles was told to put his dick on the table...so here it is!