Sitting around with my pals on a chill night
Decided to get some Indian food, felt right
They joked about the heat, how it could ignite
But I played the tough card, said "I'll show you might"
I said, "Indian style, make it blazing hot"
Wanted to prove a point, show them what I got
Oh!
Oh boy, was that a mistake, hotter than I thought
My mouth on fire, felt like I was shot
As I summoned the inferno with a daring call
I found myself mere mortal, about to fall
The curry arrived, steamy and red
One bite in, felt a blast, tears I shed
My friends laughed as my face turned to dread
"I'm okay," I lied, but inside I was dead
I said, "Indian style, make it blazing hot"
Wanted to prove a point, show them what I got
Oh!
Oh boy, was that a mistake, hotter than I thought
My mouth on fire, felt like I was shot
As I summoned the inferno with a daring call
I found myself mere mortal, about to fall
Sweating bullets, can't feel my tongue
This isn't fun, what have I done?
A sip of water, a desperate plea
"More bread, please," my humble decree
I said, "Indian style, make it blazing hot"
Wanted to prove a point, show them what I got
Oh!
Oh boy, was that a mistake, hotter than I thought
My mouth on fire, felt like I was shot
As I summoned the inferno with a daring call
I found myself mere mortal, about to fall