Scissorlicious - Lez in Disguise (Extended Version) Lyrics

There's a dyke, dyke, dyke (she's a lez)
She likes to munch on rugs
But she hides, hides, hides (don't look, no)
Cuz she's scared of being shunned

She's a lez, she's a dyke
She munch rugs, day and night
Carpet munch, fanny crunch
She's a lez in disguise (in disguise)

In her bed, late at night (at night, night)
Jodie Comer runs through her mind (love that dyke, dyke)
She flicks her bean so vigorously (ouch)
But she's just another lez in disguise (oh, yeah yeah)

She's a lez, she's a dyke
She munch rugs, day and night
Carpet munch, fanny crunch
She's a lez in disguise (in disguise, in)

Argh!

There's a dyke, dyke, dyke (she's a lez)
She likes to munch on rugs
But she hides, hides, hides (don't look, no)
Cuz she's scared of being shunned

She's a lez (she's a lez), she's a dyke (she's a dyke)
She munch rugs (she munch rugs), day and night (day and night)
Carpet munch (carpet munch), fanny crunch (fanny crunch)
She's a lez in disguise (lez in disguise)

(In, in)

(In)

There's a dyke, dyke, dyke (she's a lez)
She likes to munch on rugs
But she hides, hides, hides (don't look, no)
Cuz she's scared of being shunned

She's a lez (she's a lez), she's a dyke (she's a dyke)
She munch rugs (she munch rugs), day and night (day and night)
Carpet munch (carpet munch), fanny crunch (fanny crunch)
She's a lez in disguise (lez in disguise)

Oh little lez, can't you see
It's okay for you to munch a bean (mmm, yummy!)
No need to run, no need to hide
Just let out your inner dyke (your dyke, yeah, yeah)

She's a lez (she's a lez), she's a dyke (she's a dyke)
She munch rugs (she munch rugs), day and night (day and night)
Carpet munch (munch), fanny crunch
She's a lez in disguise (in disguise)

She's a lez, she's a dyke
She munch rugs, day and night (oh, oh)
Carpet munch, minge for lunch
Now she's made Jodie C her wife (her wife)

Lez in disguise!