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Today we have a brand new track from a corny white boy by the name of Scotty Sire
The title is My Girl. Enjoy
I like it when they tell me I'm lucky
Man, your girl's gorgeous, bro. Yes, she's stunning
Stain on my pants cause I'm always pre-cumming
A thick pair of thighs is my favorite shape
I love my lady with some meat on her legs
I keep my eyes on her when she's walking away
Just to watch her jiggle and shake
And when she wants to sit down, I'm volunteering my face
I like the cheeks that I see. I also like how they taste
I name our sex after Frosted Flakes
Cause it's not just good, it's great
Hell yeah I show her off. Cuck the world
And when she's feeling herself, I say, that's my girl
Spicy
That's my girl
Mirror, mirror, who's the fairest in the world
I already know the answer. That's my girl
She has an energy that's so attractive
Is she human or is she magnet
She has a heart the same size her ass is
A little concerning cause that thing is massive
Oh boy, here comes the cliches
She brightens up rooms, lives, and whole days
Turns jaws and drops heads, or whatever the phrase
But you get the point, she's perfect in all ways
She acts like a princess and will be treated as such
She's easy on the eyes and soft to the touch
I worship her like a god. I feel I owe her that much
Man, you're simping so hard
Man, I don't give a f*ck
AH! She's on fire
That's my girl
Mirror, mirror, who's the fairest in the world
I already know the answer. That's my girl
If she was Russian roulette, I'd play all six rounds
She's a romance novel that I can't put down
A guilty pleasure I don't feel guilty about
A song stuck in my head that I don't want to get out
Who's that on your lock screen? That's my girl
Who fills you with dopamine? Uh, my girl
Who belongs on a movie screen? Dude, my girl
And who does the dishes? Me
And it's actually pretty f*cked up that you would assume...
That's my girl
Oh, she does the dishes occasionally
That's my girl
Oh, yeah
That's my girl
Mirror, mirror, who's the fairest in the world
I already know the answer. That's my girl