Scum - Marco Polo Lyrics

In a town called Venice
In 1254
The great adventurer Marco Polo was born
We don't know much about his life
When he was a little kid
But judging by the time and place he was from
He probably stank of shit
Marco Polo
You dirty bastard
Marco Polo
You dirty bastard
He went through middle Asia
And to the court of Kublai Khan
After many years in China
He went back to his homeland
Marco Polo
You dirty bastard
Marco Polo
You dirty bastard
Solo!
If you're wondering what was in those rivers in Venice back in the day
I'll give you a hint mate
Two words, one starts with P, one starts with S
And it isn't f*cking perfume and soap
Piss and shit
Piss and shit
Piss and shit
Piss and shit
Pi-pi-piss and shit
Piss and shit
Piss and shit
Piss and shit
Piss and shit
Marco Polo
You dirty bastard
Marco Polo
You dirty bastard
Marco Polo
You dirty bastard
Marco Polo
You dirty bastard