I drove on down to the west coast
Past Huntington and to San Diego
Woke up in San Bernardino
Then I bombed a hill in Norco
I went to Venice to get some more weed
The Valley is boring if you don't have 40's
In San Fran I got offered speed
I took some pills in Long Beach
In Sacramento, I drank to much booze
Found myself in Santa Cruz
I went to a show in deep in Pomona
I got laid in Rancho Cucamonga
I got depressed up in Corona
Riverside County is my home ugh
Moreno Valley is just hella Cholas
And Perris is dirty as f*ck
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