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Shades McCool - Custom Croutons Lyrics



Shades McCool - Custom Croutons Lyrics




Make your own custom croutons
Make your own custom croutons
First you're gonna need a little bread
I prefer to use at least two kinds
Cut the bread into little squares
Friend, you've got yourself some baby croutons there
Toss the croots in some olive oil or whatever oil you desire
Time to show your artistic side
Season those babies with whatever you like like...
Pop those babies in the toaster oven for five minutes at 375
Flip em over and toast em til they're golden brown
We hope you have a pleasant stay in Crouton Town
Now you're made custom croutons
Made your own goddamn custom croutons
It's fun, it's easy, and a great way to use old bread
I meant to mention it should be older bread
So you've chosen to go down this path
You can never go back to your old life
Those five minutes at 375 are the only time I ever feel remotely alive
If you make at least two croutons could you please send one to me
I'll put it in my little crouton case that was formerly an ice cube tray
I guess that you could put them in a salad
Personally I've never eaten a salad
I give them names and pretend they're my friends
We're all going out to see a movie later
Hunger Games: Mockingjay
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Make your own custom croutons
Make your own custom croutons
First you're gonna need a little bread
I prefer to use at least two kinds
Cut the bread into little squares
Friend, you've got yourself some baby croutons there
Toss the croots in some olive oil or whatever oil you desire
Time to show your artistic side
Season those babies with whatever you like like...
Pop those babies in the toaster oven for five minutes at 375
Flip em over and toast em til they're golden brown
We hope you have a pleasant stay in Crouton Town
Now you're made custom croutons
Made your own goddamn custom croutons
It's fun, it's easy, and a great way to use old bread
I meant to mention it should be older bread
So you've chosen to go down this path
You can never go back to your old life
Those five minutes at 375 are the only time I ever feel remotely alive
If you make at least two croutons could you please send one to me
I'll put it in my little crouton case that was formerly an ice cube tray
I guess that you could put them in a salad
Personally I've never eaten a salad
I give them names and pretend they're my friends
We're all going out to see a movie later
Hunger Games: Mockingjay
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Writer: Tony Gidlund
Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid




Shades McCool - Custom Croutons Video
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Performed By: Shades McCool
Length: 2:50
Written by: Tony Gidlund

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