Pretty Good Guy Video (MV)

Hi
I don't want to be stabbed to death
I don't want to have offensive breath
I just want to split a bottle of wine with you
I'm a good guy. I'm a pretty good guy
I file my taxes on time although my dad helps a lot with that stuff
I don't want to get HIV. I don't ever want to lose my keys again
I don't want to get yelled at by either of my girlfriends.
I don't want to be disrespected
I don't want to have my dick bisected
I just want to talk to you about Christ
I'm a good guy
I'm a pretty good guy
I go to church everyday (the church of Andrew W.K)
And I only listen to one band
I kinda wanna go back to prison
I don't even own a television
I just want to toss the frisbee around with you
It's true
I don't want to run a marathon
I don't want to run in general
I just want to run for mayor of Idontgiveaf*ck City
I'm a good guy
I'm an okay guy and I don't understand why I don't have any friends on LinkedIn
Bye