You know how it goes when you trying to wipe the fog off the glass
And you keep on rubbing but it keeps coming back
Got that defroster on high but you know that shit is wack
Gotta get to work gotta move that ass
So you get out on the street even though you can't see
And you think you driving fine but then here come the police
He walks up to your door say roll down your window please
But you don't wanna do that cuz then he gonna smell the weed
At this point you got 2 choices you could stay or you could leave
If I told you once I told you a million times
Can't tell me nothin
If I told you once I told you a million times
Can"t tell me nothin
Now maybe you could say I seen a few too many movies
An the weed I'm smoking got me feeling kinda groovy
I'm not really in the mood for him to write me up a DUI
Had me thinking for a second I should show the dude some boobies
Naw I ain't that kind of girl yo
I think I'm better off gas pedal to the floor
I'm seeing in the rear view buddy grabbin at his toes
And he running to his car hand on the radio
If I told you once I told you a million times
Can't tell me nothin
If I told you once I told you a million times
Can't tell me nothing
Wee ooh wee ooh dude is in the pursuit
And as a driver I'm good at loosening screws
You know you gotta roll with the fate that you choose
And I'm just having fun won't find me singing the blues
Now a couple more cars are joining his crew
And above the helicopter for the five o'clock news
I try to give them a wave but then I drop my booze
And shit thats one thing I ain't ready to loose
If I told you once I told you a million times
Can't tell me nothin
If I told you once I told you a million times
Can't tell me nothin
Now they didn't see it coming when I threw it in reverse
When I got out the car they didn't need to rehearse
Now I remember got another bottle in my purse
Is it me or is sobriety the mother f*cking worst
If i told you once i told you a million times
Can't tell me nothin
If I told you once I told you a million times
Can't tell me nothin
But they keep talking though...