I'd already know what you were drinkin'
No, i wouldn't have to find a reason
To walk up, say hi
Where you from, so am i
And did you get your pretty eyes from your mama
Yeah now you got me on a mission
For closing this cross the room distance
It's about 33 feet from the door to the bar where you are
And I'd already be with you
If I was a bartender
I'd be mixin' it up with you right now
Instead of still making my way through the crowd
If I was your everyday ending
There would always be a pink umbrella in your drink
You'd already be telling it all to me
If I was a bartender
If I was a bartender
I'd know all the troubles on your mind
And I'd help you leave them all behind
You'd wink and you'd wave
And I'd be on the way with a couple double shots of tequila
And baby you can bet I'd shoot'em with you
Yeah we'd already have a little history
Maybe not as much of this friday night neon mystery
If I was a bartender