She Bit Me First - Heart of Coal Lyrics

Once upon a time I nearly missed her
'cause she's little and she's not very old
Then I guess she just about dismissed me
'cause she didn't think I was fully grown
She don't understand my love of punk rock bands
And she thinks my songs are like nursery rhymes
She eats goats when they get a bit too old
But not pussies 'cause they're too much fun to hold
She eats cookies and relatives as well
She's the shrew Croatian with a heart of coal
Heart of coal, heart of coal
Piss her off heads will roll
Heart of coal, heart of coal
Hangry harpy with a heart of coal
Don't be late and don't be a break-dealer
When upset she's like a dog with a bone
Push your buttons just like a piano
Will she crash her car today no one knows
She likes to make fun of vegetarians
And she thinks hippies are preposterous
She beats children not really that's a joke
It's a secret that she sometimes likes to smoke
She believes in a father in the sky
She's the cute creation with a heart of coal
Heart of coal, heart of coal
She's sure she has a soul
Heart of coal, heart of coal
Devil dodger with a heart of coal
She likes to make fun of vegetarians
And she thinks my songs are preposterous
And she thinks hippies are like nursery rhymes
I promised her evil by mistake
'cause her language is so weird it might be fake
Bunny guts scar her little purple car
She's the dental patient with a heart of coal
Heart of coal, heart of coal
Step by step not too slow
Heart of coal, heart of coal
Someday we'll crush little bits of coal