"I hate trap music"
When I made ShittyTrapBeats.com, I was in a pit of despair
I'd tried a thousand times to launch artists under nu-metal, jazz, neurofunk, and house music genres
Each time, no one gave a shit
Eventually, I stopped giving a shit
Then I heard that a local trap artist downloaded samples from the internet and made ten thousand dollars
From a song he made in a night while blasted on codeine
I thought, hell, maybe I could make it faster without the codeine
Eventually, I found myself downloading the same overused Lex Luger sample kit everyone uses
Grabbing some loops and samples from Splice and Native Instruments
Thought long and hard about wearing my hat backwards
And decided to launch SHITTYTRAPBEATS.COM
(It's ShittyTrapBeats.com bitch)
Realistically, if I could mix and master worth a shit anymore
These would be Grammy-level bullshit songs
I might even call Lizzo a seal and have Kanye start shit with me
So he can be relevant again
It's no secret that kids these days have the creativity of the sand in a sand pit
As in, just the sand with no one shaping it
Basically dirt, kids these days have the creativity of dirt
But, dirt and sand have infinite potential
It just takes someone talented to put in the effort to make it shine
Here at SHITTYTRAPBEATS.com, we do that, sometimes
Since 2023, we have been putting gold behind the microphones
Of bedroom producers, misfits, gangstas, and wannabe superstars
Don't get caught without a beat
Call us today, and get yourself a SHITTYTRAPBEAT.com original
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"I hate trap music"
When I made ShittyTrapBeats.com, I was in a pit of despair
I'd tried a thousand times to launch artists under nu-metal, jazz, neurofunk, and house music genres
Each time, no one gave a shit
Eventually, I stopped giving a shit
Then I heard that a local trap artist downloaded samples from the internet and made ten thousand dollars
From a song he made in a night while blasted on codeine
I thought, hell, maybe I could make it faster without the codeine
Eventually, I found myself downloading the same overused Lex Luger sample kit everyone uses
Grabbing some loops and samples from Splice and Native Instruments
Thought long and hard about wearing my hat backwards
And decided to launch SHITTYTRAPBEATS.COM
(It's ShittyTrapBeats.com bitch)
Realistically, if I could mix and master worth a shit anymore
These would be Grammy-level bullshit songs
I might even call Lizzo a seal and have Kanye start shit with me
So he can be relevant again
It's no secret that kids these days have the creativity of the sand in a sand pit
As in, just the sand with no one shaping it
Basically dirt, kids these days have the creativity of dirt
But, dirt and sand have infinite potential
It just takes someone talented to put in the effort to make it shine
Here at SHITTYTRAPBEATS.com, we do that, sometimes
Since 2023, we have been putting gold behind the microphones
Of bedroom producers, misfits, gangstas, and wannabe superstars
Don't get caught without a beat
Call us today, and get yourself a SHITTYTRAPBEAT.com original
When I made ShittyTrapBeats.com, I was in a pit of despair
I'd tried a thousand times to launch artists under nu-metal, jazz, neurofunk, and house music genres
Each time, no one gave a shit
Eventually, I stopped giving a shit
Then I heard that a local trap artist downloaded samples from the internet and made ten thousand dollars
From a song he made in a night while blasted on codeine
I thought, hell, maybe I could make it faster without the codeine
Eventually, I found myself downloading the same overused Lex Luger sample kit everyone uses
Grabbing some loops and samples from Splice and Native Instruments
Thought long and hard about wearing my hat backwards
And decided to launch SHITTYTRAPBEATS.COM
(It's ShittyTrapBeats.com bitch)
Realistically, if I could mix and master worth a shit anymore
These would be Grammy-level bullshit songs
I might even call Lizzo a seal and have Kanye start shit with me
So he can be relevant again
It's no secret that kids these days have the creativity of the sand in a sand pit
As in, just the sand with no one shaping it
Basically dirt, kids these days have the creativity of dirt
But, dirt and sand have infinite potential
It just takes someone talented to put in the effort to make it shine
Here at SHITTYTRAPBEATS.com, we do that, sometimes
Since 2023, we have been putting gold behind the microphones
Of bedroom producers, misfits, gangstas, and wannabe superstars
Don't get caught without a beat
Call us today, and get yourself a SHITTYTRAPBEAT.com original
Writer: John Graham
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