Shmandarin - Scheming With Santa Lyrics

Ho ho ho
Santa
What are you doing here
It's not Christmas
Oh, Santa hit the tequila
And it's time for payback, Billy
Uh, my name's Andrew
I have a little story for you
Santa had a drink or two
He's a little pissed at the world
And he's gonna show you
You better run
Run away
Lock the doors
But leave the cookies out
I'm out here scheming with Santa
I'm out here scheming with Santa
Have a holly jolly middle finger to your face
Christmas is a big disgrace
I'm out here scheming with Santa
Santa's out for vengeance
With a bottle of Jack in hand
But, it's our time to shine
Oh well
That's what he mentioned
You better run
Run away
Lock the doors
But leave the cookies out
I'm out here scheming with Santa
I'm out here scheming with Santa
Have a holly jolly middle finger to the face
Christmas is a big disgrace
I'm out here scheming with Santa
I'm out here scheming with Santa
I'm out here scheming with Santa
Have a holly jolly middle finger to the face
Christmas is a big disgrace
I'm out here scheming with Santa
Ho ho
Hand me that guitar
Why
'Cause it's not going to be
A silent night for these folk
Wait
One, two, three
I'm out here scheming with Santa
I'm out here scheming with Santa
Have a holly jolly middle finger to the face
Christmas is a big disgrace
I'm out here scheming with Santa
I'm out here scheming with Santa
I'm out here scheming with Santa
Have a holly jolly middle finger to the face
Christmas is a big disgrace
I'm out here scheming with Santa