Shower Poopers - Delicate Cowboy Lyrics

I have a tiny microphone and that microphone is pink
Pink is for cowboys and cowboys is me
All the other cowboys think I'm weak
Just because my favorite color's pink
I'm still a strong cowboy and cowboys eat meat
And I'm a cowboy who likes his steaks pink
I don't like riding horses, I find them to be mean
But I can still be a cowboy on my feet
I have my high-heeled boots and my gun that shoots
But all those other cowboys call me gay
I'm a delicate cowboy, a cowboy who likes pink
I'm still a strong cowboy, don't be mean to me
Don't be mean to me
Please don't be mean to me