[ Featuring the Pants ]
Never liked the little ones on the quiet tip
Now I got someone knows how to give me some lip
It's just a number but she's more than a friend
She's so very... experienced
Some people, well, you know, they say the kids are alright
Some people want to feel young tonight
Some people, well, you know, they like to stay in school
Not me, I'm graduated, I'm nobody's fool
Because I've got an older woman
You know I've got an older woman
I said I've got an older woman
And you know what that means...
All the boys see she knows how to dress
And the other things she knows, you'll have to guess
She's got her own money, she drives her own car
And when she takes you for a ride, she'll say how far
Some people want somebody to act shy and say please
I need a woman who knows what she needs
Some people think I'm crazy, hey man, that's just fine
There's less competition for mine
Because I've got an older woman
You know I've got an older woman
I said I've got an older woman
And you know what that means...