Sidewalk Furniture - Walkie Talkie Lyrics

I saw a girl at a pastry shop, she said
Watch out! The concrete!
The concrete's too hot!
That building outside is melting our town
I saw a girl on the bus today
She said, do you ever, do you ever
Do you ever pray?
I said, no, sweetie, I don't roll that way, 'cause I'm
'Cause I'm gay!
I saw the girl at the pastry shop again
I got a feeling that
We're gonna be best friends
I loved the way her hands move over the dough
Oh... so... slow
I looked at her
She looked at me and smiled
It's like her eyes were asking, can we hang out for a while?
But I would never hit on someone while they were at work
'Cause I'm not a jerk!
I walk where I work, and I work on this street
And I hate that the concrete is melting my feet
They say that they'll fix it, to just wait and see
But what the f*ck!
Honestly!
The bus girl had a pamphlet for me, it said
Can I be Christian and LGBT?
I said thanks?
Um, ok
I told my bus friend
About the pastry shop
I said it seems like
You just really want to sit and talk
And so we got off at my usual stop
We ordered doughnuts and pastry girl sat down
She asked the bus girl
How ya like this part of town?
And neither of them mentioned the eye of Satan
Glaring at us from the window!
I'll shorten up my story
They really hit it off
And now they live together in a little walk-up!
The pastry shop hosts a gay bible study Friday nights
And all my favorite shoes got ruined in the sunlight!
And all my favorite shoes
And all my favorite shoes
And all my favorite shoes
And all my favorite shoes
And all my favorite shoes
And all my favorite shoes
Got ruined in the sunlight