[ Featuring The Bad Santas ]
Mele Kalikimaka is a thing to say
On a bright Hawaiian Christmas day
That's the island greeting that we send to you
From the land where palmtrees sway
Here we know that Christmas will be green and bright
The sun to shine by day and all the stars at night
Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii's way
To say Merry Christmas
A very merry Christmas
A very very very Merry Christmas to you