I get a funny feeling
I can't quite explain
It's something in between
Happiness and pain
It starts around December first
Then gradually gets worse and worse
Christmas makes me blue
Please don't think it's you
Sleigh bells and neighbors wishing well
Singing Christmas carols
Makes me feel unwell
I'd rather have the flu
Stay in bed 'til January two
Miss that Christmas list that
Santa says I ought to belong to
Christmas makes me blue
Please don't think it's you
Cozy rosy jolly holly folly
Red and green and hullabaloo
Christmas makes me blue
Please don't think it's you
Cozy rosy jolly holly folly
Red and green and hullabaloo
I'd like to eat the mistletoe
Bury me out in the snow
'Cause Christmas
Christmas, Christmas, Christmas
Makes me blue