[ Featuring The Danish Radio Big Band ]
Comes a rainstorm, put your rubbers on your feetComes a snow-storm, you can get a little heatComes love, nothing can be done
Comes a fire, then you know just what to doBlow a tire, you can buy another shoeComes love, nothing can be done
Don't try hiding 'cause there isn't any useYou'll start sliding when your heart turns on the juice
Comes a headache, you can lose it in a dayComes a toothache, call your dentist right awayComes love, nothing can be done
Comes a heat-wave, you can hurry to the shoreComes the summer, you can hide behind the doorComes love, nothing can be done
Comes the measles, you can quarantine the roomComes a mousy, you can chase itslap him with a broomComes love, nothing can be done
That's all brother, if you've ever been in loveThat's all, sister, you know what I'm speaking of
Comes a nightmare, you can always stay awakeComes depression, you may get another breakComes love, nothing can be done