Safe Mate Video (MV)

I know a guy - well, a friend of a friend
He can get me stuff that's super high-end
He calls it "cannabis", but we call it "weed"
Twenty quid's worth is all that I need

Safe mate, have you got any pot?
I want enough to get torched out my bun
Just twenty quid is all that I want
I hope that I can get some clouds out in Abberton

My drug dealer's gone back to the pen
So now I need another contact again
Met a guy in the car with the dodgy steering
And a 2:1 in Chemical Engineering

Safe mate, have you got any coke?
I want enough to ice a cake
Why are you laughing, mate, this isn't a joke?
You're high, I'm high, we're no longer awake

That guy was a massive tool
So I called an old mate from school
She said that her flatmate had lab access
And of the research chemicals would sell the excess

Safe mate, have you got any ket?
I want to rack a line as long as my thumb
Just a tenner's worth so I can get set
One more hit and I'm done, one more and I'm f*cking done

Safe mate, you know you've got me f*cking trapped!
Save me! You know you've got me trapped! Trapped!

Safe mate, where's the clinic?
I've got a sore throat, and a nasty cough
Withdrawal symptoms aren't a picnic
And all these drugs made my nob fall off