Waking down the stairs, I'm gonna get shot
By somebody who's the law but he ain't no cop
Just wanna get my burger
Get fat
And get old
Put 3 jackets on
Bundle up
Cause it's cold
Now go take the L
To my girlfriend's house
Too bad she's not alone
She's f*cking Mickey Mouse
At Disney world
Fast pass she's earned
Hook,
Chorus,
Sing my verse
I'm gonna go out in style
Set fire to my hearse
I'm poor
I'm tired
I'm king of the world
Best believe
I get none of the girls
I go out and get robbed
By my boss
Who's living it up
Like a god of the Greeks
Too bad they're all freaks!
Now I'm fat
And old
Catching a cold
I left my girl, with the pearls
After she ate the world
Now Flies running down my face
Eating velvet cake
Tidy up my place
Before she hits me with the rake
Hello kitty hello kitty
What do you see
Itty bitty titties
And a dick that's for free
Hook,
Chorus,
Sing my verse
I'm gonna go out in style
Set fire to my hearse
I'm poor
I'm tired
I'm king of the world
I get none of the girls
I'm glued to my couch
Got nothing to do
Got a brand new girl
Fresh out the tube
Hands drenched in lube
She too small for my car
Keep her in my pouch like a kangaroo
Many men wanna be fifty
But end up just like Diddy
Kong throwing balls down the chute
Imma crash in your ass like a bandicoot
I don't smoke I just hit stimmys
My girl give me whiplash call me
JK Simmmy
Im a snow monkey
Pale and chunky
Tall and hunky
While my legs be lunky
I'm on the hunt for some sweet ass cunt
Put me on plate and I'll only hit bunts
They call me a plumber cause I'm always piping
And they call me blade cause Wesley snipping
You said you ain't gay
But I seem to recall
The dozens of times that you
Gargled up balls
News flash pal, you're on thin ice
I stay bald to get rid of lice
You show your face, I don't know why
I say "hey, get a load of this guy"
Call me
Caesar
The reliever
Ice freezer
Ebenezer
Hair greaser
Smoking reefer
Strip-teaser
Yellow fever
Nonbeliever
Grim Reaper
A Ginger
Pumping tunes from weezer
A wise guy schemer
Ferris Bueller
Misdemeanor
Wait, I barely know her!
Skuba - MC Duke Lyrics
Skuba - MC Duke Lyrics
Official
We currently do not have these lyrics.
If you would like to submit them, please use the form below.
We currently do not have these lyrics.
If you would like to submit them, please use the form below.
English
Waking down the stairs, I'm gonna get shot
By somebody who's the law but he ain't no cop
Just wanna get my burger
Get fat
And get old
Put 3 jackets on
Bundle up
Cause it's cold
Now go take the L
To my girlfriend's house
Too bad she's not alone
She's f*cking Mickey Mouse
At Disney world
Fast pass she's earned
Hook,
Chorus,
Sing my verse
I'm gonna go out in style
Set fire to my hearse
I'm poor
I'm tired
I'm king of the world
Best believe
I get none of the girls
I go out and get robbed
By my boss
Who's living it up
Like a god of the Greeks
Too bad they're all freaks!
Now I'm fat
And old
Catching a cold
I left my girl, with the pearls
After she ate the world
Now Flies running down my face
Eating velvet cake
Tidy up my place
Before she hits me with the rake
Hello kitty hello kitty
What do you see
Itty bitty titties
And a dick that's for free
Hook,
Chorus,
Sing my verse
I'm gonna go out in style
Set fire to my hearse
I'm poor
I'm tired
I'm king of the world
I get none of the girls
I'm glued to my couch
Got nothing to do
Got a brand new girl
Fresh out the tube
Hands drenched in lube
She too small for my car
Keep her in my pouch like a kangaroo
Many men wanna be fifty
But end up just like Diddy
Kong throwing balls down the chute
Imma crash in your ass like a bandicoot
I don't smoke I just hit stimmys
My girl give me whiplash call me
JK Simmmy
Im a snow monkey
Pale and chunky
Tall and hunky
While my legs be lunky
I'm on the hunt for some sweet ass cunt
Put me on plate and I'll only hit bunts
They call me a plumber cause I'm always piping
And they call me blade cause Wesley snipping
You said you ain't gay
But I seem to recall
The dozens of times that you
Gargled up balls
News flash pal, you're on thin ice
I stay bald to get rid of lice
You show your face, I don't know why
I say "hey, get a load of this guy"
Call me
Caesar
The reliever
Ice freezer
Ebenezer
Hair greaser
Smoking reefer
Strip-teaser
Yellow fever
Nonbeliever
Grim Reaper
A Ginger
Pumping tunes from weezer
A wise guy schemer
Ferris Bueller
Misdemeanor
Wait, I barely know her!
By somebody who's the law but he ain't no cop
Just wanna get my burger
Get fat
And get old
Put 3 jackets on
Bundle up
Cause it's cold
Now go take the L
To my girlfriend's house
Too bad she's not alone
She's f*cking Mickey Mouse
At Disney world
Fast pass she's earned
Hook,
Chorus,
Sing my verse
I'm gonna go out in style
Set fire to my hearse
I'm poor
I'm tired
I'm king of the world
Best believe
I get none of the girls
I go out and get robbed
By my boss
Who's living it up
Like a god of the Greeks
Too bad they're all freaks!
Now I'm fat
And old
Catching a cold
I left my girl, with the pearls
After she ate the world
Now Flies running down my face
Eating velvet cake
Tidy up my place
Before she hits me with the rake
Hello kitty hello kitty
What do you see
Itty bitty titties
And a dick that's for free
Hook,
Chorus,
Sing my verse
I'm gonna go out in style
Set fire to my hearse
I'm poor
I'm tired
I'm king of the world
I get none of the girls
I'm glued to my couch
Got nothing to do
Got a brand new girl
Fresh out the tube
Hands drenched in lube
She too small for my car
Keep her in my pouch like a kangaroo
Many men wanna be fifty
But end up just like Diddy
Kong throwing balls down the chute
Imma crash in your ass like a bandicoot
I don't smoke I just hit stimmys
My girl give me whiplash call me
JK Simmmy
Im a snow monkey
Pale and chunky
Tall and hunky
While my legs be lunky
I'm on the hunt for some sweet ass cunt
Put me on plate and I'll only hit bunts
They call me a plumber cause I'm always piping
And they call me blade cause Wesley snipping
You said you ain't gay
But I seem to recall
The dozens of times that you
Gargled up balls
News flash pal, you're on thin ice
I stay bald to get rid of lice
You show your face, I don't know why
I say "hey, get a load of this guy"
Call me
Caesar
The reliever
Ice freezer
Ebenezer
Hair greaser
Smoking reefer
Strip-teaser
Yellow fever
Nonbeliever
Grim Reaper
A Ginger
Pumping tunes from weezer
A wise guy schemer
Ferris Bueller
Misdemeanor
Wait, I barely know her!
Writer: Shawn Dunn, Kristian Kerschbaumer
Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid
Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid