My girl loves me for my TV
Stays in shape on the rowing machine
Every Friday night we f*ck on the floor
I don't know what I would do without her
She's in no rush
Using my toothbrush
Fifty dollar bill floatin' in the washing machine
Szechuan string beans, crab rangoon, honey
I can't eat Happy Family by myself
No rise and shine
Baby's on beach time
Hand-me-down hatchback came sandcrabs insured
Coppertone caked on
Self-help shelf all summer
I don't know how I might make out without her