Slimfit - Captain Insane-O Lyrics

I've been sitting on my couch
For infinity straight hours
With dirty dishes in the sink
That are slowly building towers
My clothes are on the floor
Can't be sure if they are clean
My bathroom sink is turning
A rather nasty shade of green
And it's hard to look ahead
When I'm always looking down
I just hope that I'll love something
As much as wrestling and the Cleveland Browns
Buying frozen sushi from the Walmart
Not exactly gourmet
This marks 5 straight years
That I have skipped out on leg day
I should take care of my body
Achieve a healthier state
But it's hard when Taco Bell
And mangoritas taste so great
And it's hard to look ahead
When I'm always looking down
I just hope that I'll love something
As much as wrestling and the Cleveland Browns
My feet smell unbearable
From rarely wearing socks
My pants all have holes
They're ripping at the crotch
And it's hard to look ahead
When I'm always looking down
I just hope that I'll love something
As much as wrestling and the Cleveland Browns