The Slow Drag - God Roots for My Team Lyrics

Whether in Iraq or at the big game
He hears every word that I pray
God 'n me'll always be on the same page
About who'll catch a ball or bullet that day

I don't care what you think your book says
I know I can read it the best
Hear my words and forget the rest
God and me are total best friends

God roots for my team
Sings songs that I sing
We both like the same things
And he looks exactly like me
God roots for my team
God roots for my team

Some may say he drives a Ford
But Tesla is the car of the Lord
Speakers blasting Butch and 3 Stacks
Always keeps the Holy Bowl packed

He don't care 'bout the ink in my skin
Or when I'm off on a whiskey binge
We both agree on what's not a sin
If it's cool with me, it's cool with Him

God roots for my team
Sings songs that I sing
We both like the same things
And he looks exactly like me
If I say it's okay
To be black or be gay
God thinks the same way
He does just what I say

And when I'm an atheist
We pretend he don't exist
Until I become afraid
Of something I can't explain
If life is all a game
I know I'll be okay
Cuz when I believe so does He

God roots for my team
Sings songs that I sing
We both like the same things
And he looks exactly like me
If I say it's okay
To hate chicks or keep slaves
God thinks the same way
He does just what I say
God roots for my team
God roots for my team
God roots for my team