When I wake up with a feeling of - maybe regret - oh no it's not regret
I was snide and made a lot of sense, to myself - oh yeah that really helps
But was I hearing a single word of what you said? - 'cause that would really had helped
In the holy war of words
Intersubjectively absurd
And now when I reminisce
On making use of the weeklies relationship guides
What to say?
What to throw?
I don't know
Granted that I'm truly naïve in this special field - a forlorn amateur
But you seem fully determined to have me revealed - as this whole dust-up's auteur
Hey, I see the raised eyebrow
I'm not winning prizes here right now
And now when I've reminisced
I've started rereading the weeklies relationship guides
What to say?
What to throw?
I don't know
When I wake up with that feeling of... regret