SlutLife Records - Beau Jittz "Real Men Don't Pee, They Pisse" Lyrics

Now, let me tell y'all a story
One for sure you won't believe
About a dude who had misused the word
For what real men call 'relief'

He asked me, "Can I use your potty?"
I thought somethin' was amiss
He said, "I need to pee."
I said, "No, you need to pisse."
You hearin' what I'm sayin, baby?

I said, "Real men don't pee, they pisse."
Real men don't pee, they pisse!
I said, "A real man? They stand, they don't sit."
We stand, baby, we don't sit!
I said, "Real men don't pee, they pisse."
Real men don't pee, they pisse!
And every real man? Baby, they love to shit.
They love to shit!

I said, "Real men don't pee, they pisse."
Real men don't pee, they pisse!
I said, "A real man? They stand, they don't sit."
We stand, baby, we don't sit!
I said, "Real men don't pee, they pisse."
Real men don't pee, they pisse!
And every real man? Baby, they love to shit.
They love to shit!

Now, when a real man approaches the bowl
He don't risk no pisse splishin' right back into his hole
Because a real man, he stands, he don't sit
And I said, "Real men don't pee, they pisse."
Real men don't pee, they pisse!