Some F-Ing Band - Summertime Sodomy Lyrics

One oh five in the shade mixing SoCo with lemonade
Got a beer in my hand my toes in the sand
But all I wanna do is get laid
She was the sweetest little thing
Hottest chick I'd ever seen
Soaking wet from her feet to her head
I said hey baby what's your name
I said my balls are blue and I blame that on you
Why don't you come with me
Well I had to have her so I reached out and grabbed her for some
Summertime
Sodomy

Oh yeah
Gimme some summertime sodomy
Please God
I want some summertime sodomy

She wasn't interested at all just kicked me right in the balls
Well I fell down started rolling around
Maybe I'll have better luck at the mall
Mall didn't work quite like I'd hoped
Guess ladies don't like getting groped
They knocked me on my ass told me never to come back
And one of them punched me in the throat
Oh what do I have to do all I really want is to screw
Imagine how much fun it could be
Come on be daddy's slut take this dick up in your butt
Cuz it's summertime
Sodomy

Oh yeah
Gimme some summertime sodomy
Please God
I want some summertime sodomy

Well the cop he was rough as he slapped on the cuffs
Said boy you're coming with me
Well the judge shed no tears as he gave me two years of
Prison time
Sodomy

Oh no
This is the wrong kind of sodomy

How do I make you understand Goddammit I'm a man
I stand up when I pee
How can I prove it to you what you're doing ain't cool
This is unwanted
Sodomy

No no
Don't drop the soap kind of sodomy
Please God
I don't want no prison time sodomy
Oh no
Please no prison time sodomy
This song's all about
Sodomy