Well, I don't know why I came here tonight
I got the feeling that something ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
Cnd I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs
Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you
Cnd I'm wondering what it is I should do
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face
Losing control, yeah, I'm all over the place
Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you
Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you
Well, you started out with nothing
Cnd you're proud that you're a self-made man
Cnd your friends, they all come crawling
Slap you on the back and say
Please
Please
Trying to make some sense of it all
But I can see it makes no sense at all
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor
Cause I don't think that I can take anymore
Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you
Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you
Stuck in the middle with you
Stuck in the middle with you
Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you
Stuck in the middle with you