Son of 1000 - Lady Vagina Lyrics

Those lonely nights in Winter are never a good thing
Browsing through the pages of a dirty magazine
Oh, then it hit me
She was staring back at me
So I asked her out down on page 23

She said I don't do Tuesday nights
But you've been a dirty boy
And it's time to pay the price
Punch in your number
Sit down and relax
Thirty seconds to paradise

Come in, Come on

Lady Vagina
She wears high heel shoes
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Venus flytrap
Razors in her hair
Lady Vagina heaven in your hand

1, 2, 3 come and get a load from me
Before you open up your eyes to let me see
4, 5, 6 wanna get up in the mix
And be surrounded by her dirty little tricks

It's getting hard and hard and harder to breathe
Rapid fire now, increase the speed
It's getting hard and hard and harder to bear
I pray it doesn't land up in her hair

So come in, Come on

Lady Vagina
She wears high heel shoes
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Venus flytrap
Razors in her hair
Lady Vagina heaven in your hand

Ooh, ooh, ooh
Heaven in your hand