"Murdered In The Mosh" This song goes out to all the fakers You all know who you are It started with a girl Kept turning her nose up at my band She's into Yellow Card, Blink and Simple Plan It's so pathetic She's into Jane's Addiction But she don't know their songs And I fall over laughing when she tries to sing along She thinks that she's so "emo" Next week she'll be a "goth" It all amounts to nothing She gets murdered in the mosh One night I crashed at her apartment Her Sonic Youth cd's were nowhere to be seen Instead, all I found was a letter Her correspondence with some pop star magazine It's so pathetic She's into Jane's Addiction But she don't know their songs And I fall over laughing when she tries to sing along She thinks that she's so "emo" Next week she'll be a "goth" It all amounts to nothing She gets murdered in the mosh Sometimes I wonder what goes on inside her mind When she said she though Dave Grohl had died and Kurt Cobain was still alive Just go to concerts that you love Cos there's no shame in liking Backstreet Boys She's into Jane's Addiction But she don't know their songs And I fall over laughing when she tries to sing along She thinks that she's so "emo" Next week she'll be a "goth" It all amounts to nothing She gets murdered in the mosh This song goes out to all the fakers Out to the critics and haters This song goes out to all the fakers You all know who you are Give it up Your friends will find out Now or later Time for change Just be yourself Don't be a faker