When we were still in law school
I thought your body was a trampoline
You'd whisper into my ear
Saying a shark had bitten your ankle off
When I didn't believe you
You built a tent and then hid in it
When I said I was sorry
You only showed me your grumpy face
The world on TV isn't creepy at all
And even if I still can switch it all off
By pressing a single f*cking knob
When we were still in law school
We used our bodies as trampolines