The wise don't investigate such silliness
I was as skeptical as you
But I saw tears streaming
Out of wooden eyes
Someone please tell me
What is true
Atmospheric conditions they said
There's gotta be a trick here
Atmospheric conditions they must
But let's just move on anyway
The newsman he showed up
To ask the periphery
Tomorrow they're chasing cats up a tree
Our young minds had heard all about
These spiritual flesh wounds before
But why is she crying
They couldn't say
Atmospheric conditions they said
There's gotta be a trick here
Atmospheric conditions they must
But let's just move on anyway
And as the blood faded
We didn't talk much anymore
About what it all meant
About what we saw
A blue-collar collared man of god
Why'd they just send him
On his way
Atmospheric conditions they said
There's gotta be a trick here
Atmospheric conditions they must
But let's just move on anyway
They'll just believe what we say
So let's just move on anyway