In the year 25 25
When people where still obsessed
With themselve
Lady and and Sir Arnold
Composer of most difficult piano pieces
Met in the small wee hours of the morning
And a spiritual conception was conducted
The twelve finger virtuoso
I am the finest mutation
That a musical sperm and egg can achieve
The twelve finger virtuoso
They contracted the lab of Professor Toy:
The maestro of dna spelling
And to work he went, indeed
In the bright light of a pacific morning
I was conceived in - vitro. In- vitro
I am the finest mutation
That a musical sperm and egg can achieve
The twelve finger virtuoso
It was all too well
But when it was about time to start my career
It came to me in a dream
I was more inclined to perform in the minimal art
A few notes here and there
More like a light drizzle than a pouring rain
I found no use for my additional equipment
But dreading the curse of my late parents
I kept those extra fingers onboard
Though, sometimes it is difficult
They all seem to be jealous of each other
And fight about who is to press - next
And when we are getting to the end
They fight more bitter
I have no choice but to ...command
You pinkie - you pinkie on the right: you do it
You pinkie on the right: you do it