SongsForSale.Ai - Trigonometry Of Love Swing Lyrics

Here is how I got into this Trigonometry Love Thing

One year ago
That you betrayed me with Jimmy
In our house
That was mean
That you didn't change the bed sheets
That was stupid.

One week ago
You ran off with my secretary, Jolene
I couldn't believe it
That country bumkin of a girl

All the years
I walked the line
For the sake of love
And with a foolish mind

Now I am stuck with Daisy
Your little chihuahua rat of a dog
That you left behind
Like you left me behind
Unleashed and unwanted

All the years
I walked the line
For the sake of love
And with a foolish mind

Alright, I admit
I had something going with Jolene, myself
But we can make everything good again
I just don't want to be free

Now listen
I am right here in my car
Daisy is with me
I drive her right to the animal shelter

I come back if Jolene and Daisy can stay
I am sure, you heard about this
"ménage-à-trois"
That French trigonometry love thing

Be the man in the middle!
Be our sweet, caring man in the middle!

All the years
I walked the line
For the sake of love
Leashed and wanted

I just don't want to be free
I am your man in the middle

Can we get a decent car
Well, no two-seater anymore
More like a polyamorous vehicle
With me at the wheel!

This is how I got into the Trigonomitry of love!