Every page is whiskey stained, Just connect the dots
From Roscommon to Philly to Austin, someone's stirrin' up The pot
If shit's too big, son
Count on me
This family is all we got
We don't call the cops
Trouble, step right up
Save us the trip
Or load up the truck
We'll go, go lookin' for it
Might call out to God, but I'll Call on Uncle Shakey Bob Before I call the cops
Open up that family album, Count em, count em, count em
20-odd mugshots
You got problems
Solve em, son
We don't call the cops
Every page is whiskey stained, Just connect the dots
From Roscommon to Philly to Austin, someone's stirrin' up The pot
If shit's too big, son
Count on me
This family is all we got
We don't call the cops
Trouble, step right up
Save us the trip
Or load up the truck
We'll go, go lookin' for it
Might call out to God
But I'll call on Uncle Shakey Bob before I call the cops
Yeah
Call the cops
Trouble, step right up
Save us the trip
Or load up the truck
We'll go lookin' for it
Might call out to God
But I'll Call on Uncle Shakey Bob before I call the cops
Trouble, step right up
Save us the trip
Or load up the truck
We'll go, go lookin' for it
Might call out to God, but I'll Call on Uncle Shakey Bob Before I call the cops
Call the cops
Call the cops
Open up that family album