My mother, she invited me
One Tuesday night to join the team
I rolled my eyes, yes, I'll come clean
But I said that I'd go
Pineapple Hill Saloon and Grill
For trivia and drink refills
So go I did, and I'll admit
I'm glad I kept my oath
I'm a know-it-all that's proven wrong
I'm so glad I got it wrong again
In I went and promptly met
Doug and Sean and Bernadette
They filled me in on every threat in time to start the show
From jewelry to old regimes
Victoria Falls and movie scenes
Can't win em all, but I'm at peace
With ten right in a row
I'm a know-it-all that's proven wrong
But sometimes being wrong is for the best
In honesty, my favorite piece was sitting in the in-betweens
My favorite facts are memories from who I got to know
Decks of cards and open arms
New standards raising at the bar
I keep these moments in my heart and smile the whole way home
I'm a know-it-all that's proven wrong
Cuz god, I think I made myself some friends
The Pineapple Hill Saloon and Grill
Each Tuesday night you'll see me still
For trivia and drink refills
And people I hold close
I'm a know-it-all that's proven wrong
I'm so glad I'll get it wrong again