Soulfege - Friend Like Me Lyrics

Well, Ali Baba had them forty thieves
Scheherazadie had a thousand tales
But master you're in luck, 'cause up your sleeves
You got a brand of magic that never fails

You got some power in your corner now
Some heavy ammunition in your camp
You got some punch, pizzaz, yahoo and how
See, all you gotta do is rub that lamp

And I'll say
"Mr. Aladdin, sir, what will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, jot it down"
You ain't never had friend like me

Life is your restaurant and I'm your maitre d'
Come on whisper what it is you want;
You ain't never had a friend like me

Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service
You're the boss, the king, the shah
Say what you wish; it's yours, true dish
How 'bout a little more baklava?

Have some of column A, try All of column B
I'm in the mood to help you, dude
You ain't never had friend like me

[Interlude]

Can your friends do this?
Can your friends do that?
Can your friends change keys
And not end up flat?
Can your friends go...

[Interlude]

So don't you sit there slack-jawed, buggy-eyed
I'm here to answer all your midday prayers
Ya got me bona fide, certified
You got a genie for your chargé d'affaires

I got a powerful urge to help you out
So whatcha wish? I really wanna know
You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt
Well, all you gotta do is rub like so

And oh
Mr. Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three
I'm on the job, you big nabob
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend like me
Never had a friend like me!