True story
Not without its morals
Nor without a laugh on the way
Some people just get too excited
And stomp their way across the line
You can't see it
But if you are careful
You avoid the taste of your toes
And its one of those things that your parents really should have taught you at home
They should have sat you down
Made sure it was quiet
Keeping eye contact all the time
Now listen son
It's best to be thought a fool
Than speak and remove any trace of doubt
Now I can't be ruthless to a person I consider to be my friend
But I've witnessed more moments of madness than I need to verify this
And don't you know it