Original Broadway Cast - Sincerely, Me Lyrics

CONNOR:
Dear Evan Hansen,
We've been way too out of touch
Things have been crazy and it sucks that we don't talk that much
I should tell you that I think of you each night
I rub my nipples and start moaning with delight

EVAN: (spoken) Why would you write that?

JARED: (spoken) I'm just trying to tell the truth

EVAN:
(spoken) You know what? If you aren't going to take this seriously...

JARED: (spoken) Okay you need to calm yourself!

EVAN: (spoken) This has to be perfect, okay?
The emails have to prove that we were actually friends.
They've got to be completely realistic

JARED: (spoken) There is nothing unrealistic about the love that one man feels for another.

EVAN: (spoken) Let's go back.

JARED: (spoken) In fact, it's something quite beautiful.

EVAN: (spoken) Let's go back Jared!

CONNOR: I've gotta tell you life without you has been hard

JARED: (spoken) Hard?

CONNOR: Has been bad

JARED: (spoken) Bad?

CONNOR: Has been rough

JARED: (spoken) Kinky!

CONNOR: And I miss talking about life and other stuff

JARED: (spoken) Very specific

EVAN: (spoken) Shut up

CONNOR: I like my parents

JARED: (spoken) Who says that?

CONNOR:
I love my parents
But each day's another fight
If I stop smoking drugs then everything might be alright

JARED: (spoken) Smoking drugs

EVAN: (spoken) Just fix it!

JARED: (spoken) This isn't realistic at all! It doesn't even sound like Connor!

EVAN: (spoken) Well I want to show that I was a good friend,
Y'know? That I was trying to help him

JARED: (spoken) You are just cute as a freaking button

CONNOR: If I stop smoking crack

EVAN: (spoken) Crack?!

CONNOR:
If I stop smoking pot then everything might be alright
I'll take your advice
I'll try to be more nice
I'll turn it around
Wait and see

It’s all that it takes
Is a little reinvention
It’s easy to change if you give it your attention
All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want
to be sincerely, me

JARED: (spoken) Are we done yet?

EVAN: (spoken) Well I mean I can't just show them one email

JARED: (spoken) Okay, please stop hyperventilating

EVAN: (spoken) I'm not hyperventilating

JARED: (spoken) You're having considerable trouble breathing

EVAN: (spoken) I'm having no trouble breathing

JARED: (spoken) Do you need a paper bag to breath into?

EVAN: (spoken) I'm not hyperventilating!

EVAN: (sung)
Dear Connor Murphy,
Yes I've also missed our talks
Stop doing drugs
Just try to take deep breaths and go on walks

I'm sending pictures of the most amazing trees

JARED: (spoken) No!

EVAN: You'll be obsessed with all my forest expertise

JARED: (spoken) Ridiculous!

EVAN:
Dude I'm proud of you
Just keep pushing through
You're turning around
I can see

CONNOR: Just wait and see

ALL:
It’s all that it takes
Is a little reinvention
It’s easy to change if you give it your attention
All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be sincerely, me

CONNOR: My sister's hot

EVAN: (spoken) What the hell?

JARED: (spoken) My bad

CONNOR: Dear Evan Hansen, thanks for every note you send

EVAN: Dear Connor Murphy, I'm just glad to be your friend

EVAN & CONNOR: Our friendship goes beyond your average kind of bond

But not because we're Gay
No not because we're gay
We're close, but not that way
The only man that I love is my dad

CONNOR: Well anyway

EVAN: You're getting better everyday

CONNOR: I'm getting better everyday

EVAN & CONNOR: We're getting better everyday

ALL: Hey hey hey hey!

It’s all that it takes
Is a little reinvention
It’s easy to change if you give it your attention
All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be sincerely,

Miss you dearly

Sincerely Me
Sincerely Me
Sincerely Me
Sincerely Me