Virginity Lyrics

Never forget the day that I lost my virginity
It was the best day of my life
Never would of imagined something like this would of happened to me
Lost my virginity twice
Felt like a dream
Something from a magazine
I had two girls in my room trying to do me
So happy
I dropped down to my knees
And thank the lord for these basketball groupies
They both good naked
I got anxious I put some condoms on
That's what you do with two chicks (That's what you do)
Pants around my ankles I got tangled
Wound up on the floor
Good thing, I hopped up quick
Dust myself off _____ I don't know
___ back up and now we good to go
It's my first time _____ I ain't turning back
15 minuted kicked a mountain then I took a nap

That's how I lost my virginity
I had two girls in my room whooo!
Do you know what that meant to me!
There were no ladies into me
Until I lost my virginity
That's how I lost my virginity
Do you know what that meant to me!
There were no ladies into me
Until I lost my virginity

How I remember the day I lost my virginity
It was the best day of my life
I was a loser at school no girls were into me
I would just masturbate and cry
Then in Home Mech I met this one chick
She was eating everything she could find
Some might call her fat
But I was cool with that
All I saw was 300 pounds of fine
She was my partner and we started trying to bake a cake
But then she threw me on my back
We started kissing and she cover me with whip cream
Said she was hungry for a snack
I kissed on every pound
Then turned her @ss around
Held her big old bootie up and went deep
She got on top,
I told her @ss to stop
Cause my lower half was totally asleep
She was so damn fat
I lost my virginity
But I love you so much
Do you know what that meant to me
She made me her lover
There were no ladies into me
I just love her so much
I lost my virginity
That's how I lost my virginity
Do you know what that meant to me
There were no ladies into me
Until I lost my virginity

Miss Teacher
I remember that day
Like it was yesterday
I walked into Chemistry class like everyday
Gave you an apple
You take it
And I'm new
But the chemistry that we had wasn't just in the book
It was in our soul
I don't care about much of them fancy chemicals
But I knew that I wanted you
And I knew when I felt on those C's
And you felt on my D
You will be my first F

That's how I lost my virginity
Lost my virginity
Do you know what that meant to me!
Meant so much to me
Do you know vagina's ____
So sticky
That's how I lost my virginity
To my teacher
That's how I lost my virginity
Do you know what that meant to me!
Didn't know vagina's was stinky
Until I lost my virginity