Livin' like a bandit
Goodies run the planet
Now the fuzzy man left you empty handed
A battle rages up in these pages
Tearing up the story you heard from the ages
No bars and cages
He rearranges
Every little cookie you left home on the ranges
The little book you read is about to get some changes
To bad the lies and disscise are contagious
Low on the gages
locking down the shops
When that bunny drops and hops you better call the cops
Far and near everybody got to fear the ear
with a qwickness that'll flip you on your rear
Little dear
Take your hooded red gear and clear
You got a smack down comin' this year
(Chorus)
You better bounce to the bandit that's on the loose
Robbin' every muffin man and mother goose
You better bounce to the rhythm of the roll
You been hoodwinked by the bunny runnin' the show
so just bounce
Bounce to the rhythm of the boingo beat (come on)
Bounce to the rhythm of the boingo beat
(Bounce to the rhythm of the boingo beat)
Bounce to the rhythm of the boingo beat (everybody now)
Bounce to the rhythm of the boingo beat
(Bounce to the rhythm of the boingo beat)
I been a caveman
This hare could scare a bear
From every where that you runnin' singin' be prepared
Takin' every chocolate chip
and double dipped eclair
Double dare and I'll kick you in the dairy air
Kickin' low so grab your afro
You in the boingo show
He got the high pro-glow
Top notch, legendary like a sasquatch
So hot you got to stop and watch
Now you runnin' your gunnin'
The little bunny got you done in
Pass the muffin
You takin' what we shovin'
(Chorus)
You better bounce to the bandit that's on the loose
Robbin' every muffin man and mother goose
You better bounce from the bandit that makes a move
A paw in your pocket now you know the truth
Just bounce 'cause you livin in a lie
He's takin' every sticky bun and pumpkin pie
You better bounce to the rhythm of the roll
You been hoodwinked by the bunny runnin' the show
so just bounce
Bounce to the rhythm of the boingo beat (come on)
Bounce to the rhythm of the boingo beat
(Bounce to the rhythm of the boingo beat)
Bounce to the rhythm of the boingo beat (everybody now)
Bounce to the rhythm of the boingo beat
(Bounce to the rhythm of the boingo beat)
(train)
(do the train)
(do the train)
They say that goodies make the world go round
But a rabbit with a habbit to grab it has got a new sound
A high roller with a cotton tail
It's a rotton tale
Should he rot in jail
Don't trip, he's equipped to crime commit
He put the boingo snacks on his back and then split
The buzzing yum of the boingonium on your tongue
has got you crum dumb in your cranium
Takin' the gold from kings and queens
He's living the extreme all american dream
On the scene with the ski team reignin' supreme
His obsession and oppression is obscene
Chief Grizzy in a tizzy called an APB
Now their lookin' for a schnitzel and an ATV
Back Chillin' like a villian
and he's bringin' the fire
Got a demolition mission and dino-mite
Tick-tock on the clock till it's ready to run
From a fuzzy wuzzy kiddy, peg him Attila the Hun
(Bounce to the rhythm of the
Bounce to the rhythm of the
Bounce to the rhythm of the roll)
Bounce to the rhythm of the boingo beat
Bounce to the rhythm of the boingo beat
Bounce to the rhythm of the boingo beat
(Bounce to the woody selling tricks for treats)
(Chorus)
You better bounce to the bandit that's on the loose
Robbin' every muffin man and mother goose
You better bounce from the bandit that makes a move
A paw in your pocket now you know the truth
Just bounce 'cause you livin' in a lie
He's takin' every sticky bun and pumpkin pie
You better bounce to the rhythm of the roll
You been hoodwinked by the bunny runnin' the show
so just bounce
...
Bounce to the rhythm of the boingo beat (come on)
Bounce to the rhythm of the boingo beat
(Bounce to the rhythm of the boingo beat)
Bounce to the rhythm of the boingo beat (everybody now)
Bounce to the rhythm of the boingo beat
(Bounce to the rhythm of the boingo beat)
Bounce
[Thanks to jacobthorn for adding these lyrics]