Diversion Ends 2 Lyrics

(Performed by Paul Ayres)

ANGEL
THE NEXT NIGHT -
I WAS IN A SAUNA,
IN A DARK ROOM,
BEING WANKED OFF.
SUCKING OFF SOME RANDOM.
THINKING ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE -
BUT BEING THREE-SOMED.
THINKING OF ALL THE CRAP I GAVE 'K'.
THINKING OF HOW I SCREENED ME MAM'S CALL.
COZ I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT SHIT,
OR BE BLAMED FOR THE DOWNFALL OF ROME.
THINKING OF ALL THE CRAP I GAVE 'K'.
CAN'T I JUST ENJOY BEING TOSSED OFF??!!

I'VE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE,
GOTTA GET OUT OF THIS
SPACE I'M IN

THIS CLOSE CONFINEMENT.
GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE
GOTTA PUSH PAST THIS CLICHE DRIVEN LIFE.
GOTTA LET MY WINGS UNFOLD.
SO THEY DON'T TOUCH THESE WALLS.
GOTTA REALISE MY DEPTHS,
GOTTA PUSH TOWARDS MY GOALS,
SO THEY PENETRATE THESE WALLS.
WANT TO CHALLENGE WHAT I SEE.

WHAT I'M SEEING,
THAT'S THE PROBLEM HERE,
YOU SEE,
YOU SEE I'VE GOTTA
TURN AROUND, REVERSE
AND NOTICE YOU OR FIND YOU.

MAYBE I'LL LOOK THE OTHER WAY
AND YOU'LL BE STANDING THERE.
ADMIRING MY BICEPS,
AND COMPLEMENTING MY CUTE ARSE.
BUT I'LL BE MORE CONCERNED ABOUT
THE FACT I'VE PACKED NO HAIR SPRAY,
OR YOUR JEANS ARE NOT DESIGNER.

IF YOU TAKE THE TIME TO UNDERSTAND
THAT I LIKE ROMANCE,
OR YOU ASK ME HOW MY DAY WAS,
OR YOU GUESS THAT I'M A VIRGO.

IF YOU'RE NOT ABOUT THE SHOES I WEAR,
OR THE STRAIGHTENERS IN YOUR BAG,
OR THE EYELASH TINT YOU HAD,
AND YOU'RE JUST YOU
THEN THAT'S OK. THAT'S OK.
THAT IS MORE THAN OK.

MAYBE I'LL OPEN UP
AND TELL YOU
JUST HOW SCARED I AM OF FINDING YOU.
COZ IF I'M HONEST YOU SEE
I HAVE NO IDEA HOW IT WOULD FEEL
TO BREAK AWAY.

MAYBE WITH YOU
I CAN HAVE SEX WITH THE BIG LIGHT ON,
DRIVE THE MOTORWAY
INSTEAD OF THESE A ROADS.
WITH NO DIVERSION SIGNS.

THIS IS WHERE MY DIVERSION ENDS.
MY DIVERSION ENDS.

HOWEVER -
I WAS IN A CHAT-ROOM,
TALKING ASSETS,
BEING FILTHY.
MAKING UP SOME BULL SHIT.
TRYING TO TURN THIS GUY ON.
MY NAME IS SARAH. SEND.
LYING ABOUT THE SIZE OF MY BREASTS,
LYING ABOUT THE FACT THAT I HAVE BREASTS,
LYING ABOUT THE LENGTH OF MY LEGS,
I'M A BLONDE WITH A REALLY CUTE SMILE
I'M ATHLETIC AND WEARING A THONG ...