Link/ Diversion Ends Lyrics

(Performed by Louise Dearman)

BUSKER
I'M IN THIS LIFT
GOING NOWHERE.
THINKING OF ONLY ONE THING.
FINISH THIS SONG
AND SHE'S OUT OF YOUR HEAD,
AND OUT OF THIS LIFT,
AND OUT OF YOUR LIFE
FOR ANOTHER DAY.

BUSKER
TRY SAY HOW YOU FEEL.
BUT IT'S
NEVER AS EASY AS THAT.
AND TIME NEAR HER GOES
QUICKLY ...

ANGEL
I WAS IN A SAUNA, BEING SUCKED OFF
THINKING ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE -
BUT BEING SUCKED OFF.
FINDING THE BITE,
BETTER USE OF THE CLUTCH.
AND I MUST CHECK MY BLIND SPOT.
THINKING ABOUT WHAT 'K' SAID ON THE PHONE,
M.S.M -
MIRROR SIGNAL MANOEUVRE.
YOU'VE GOTTA CONCENTRATE
HARD
ON THE ROAD AHEAD.
KEEP DRIVING HARD ...

BUT I'M
THINKING ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE -
BUT THIS BLOW JOB.
THINKING ABOUT WHAT I SAID TO ME MAM -
AND SHE'D ONLY BEEN GIVING ADVICE.
THINKING ABOUT WHAT ME MAM SAID, ME DAD SAID,
B.S.M,
F.UK.OFF.
YOU GOTTA LEAVE ME BE
PLEASE LEAVE MY HEAD ALONE.
NOT YOU (to imaginary guy sucking him off)
FUCK, I'M WORKING FAR TOO HARD ...

FRENCH TEACHER
I WAS IN A CLASSROOM
DOING PRO-NOUNS.
TALKING ITALIAN.
MISS RODINI WAS OFF WITH THE FLU.
HER NAME WAS SARAH.
JUST ANOTHER MONDAY AT WORK,

SAT AT THE FRONT
SHE WAS SCRIBBLING NOTES,
MIXING VERBS AND IRREGULAR VERBS.
DOING IT ON PURPOSE.
SAYING SHE WANTED TO ...
BUT SHE HAD THIS SMILE,
THIS INCREDIBLE SMILE
AND I UNDERSTOOD WHAT SHE MEANT,
WHEN SHE ASKED ME OUT
FOR A BEER ...