Mean Girls 2024 Album Lyrics

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A Cautionary Tale

(Aulii Cravalho)

It's a cautionary tale of fear and lust and pride
Based on actual events where people died

No one died

But how far would you go
To be popular and hot?
Would you resist temptation?

No, you would not
Just admit it

Sometimes mean is what you are
Mean is easier than nice
And though mean can take you far
Maybe this will make you think twice

Spin, clicker, Fosse!

This is a cautionary tale
About corruption and betrayal

And getting hit by a bus

You can't buy integrity at the mall, it's not for sale

Truth

This is a cautionary tale

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What Ifs

(Angourie Rice)

I used to think I would spend every second I have
Right where my story began
I'd be happy here
Every day, month, year of my life
But now I'm wishing for whatever comes after goodbye
On every star in the sky
And I'm dreaming of what I could become

This is where home will be
As long as my lungs can breathe
But my heart is dying to leave
'Cause I know there's more to me

I don't wanna live with "What ifs", "Might haves"
"Could have been if I had, only tried not held back"
Oh no, that's not a part of my plan
That's not the me that I
That's not the me that I am

This time there's no looking back (no looking back)
I'm crossing things off my list (crossing things off my list)
Don't wanna run out of time before I wake up and find
There was a life that I missed (oh)
My limit doesn't exist

I don't wanna live with "What ifs", "Might haves"
"Could have been if I had, only tried not held back"
Oh no, that's not a part of my plan
That's not the me that I am
No "What ifs", regrets
Wear my strengths and weakness
I would hide my feelings
Oh no, that's not a part of my plan
That's not the me that I am

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Meet the Plastics

(Renee Rapp)

My name is Regina George
And I am a massive deal
Fear me, love me
Stand and stare at me
And these, these are real

I've got money and looks
I am, like, drunk with power
This whole school
Humps my leg like a chihuahua

I'm the prettiest poison you've ever seen
That filter you use looks just like me
My name is Regina George
And I am a massive deal
I don't care who you are
I don't care how you feel

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Stupid With Love

(Angourie Rice)

When I was nine, I fell in love
This peace corps guy
I waited hours
Inside his tent with flowers
Which made him laugh
Which made me cry

By thirteen I gave up trying
I decided I would be a mathematician
'Cause math is real
I memorized a lot of pi
Because addition and subtractions and division
Would never make me feel
So stupid with love

I didn't get it
I didn't get it, somehow
Smart with math but stupid with love
I didn't get it
I didn't get it
'Til now

Mm
So thank you, math, for being there
To bring me joy
And thank you, math
'Cause now you've brought me this cute boy

He's like someone from TV
He's like that guy who gives out roses to those women
His clothes, his grooming
And he's foot away from me
With swoopy hair and shiny eyes that I could swim in
He is live and in the room!

And I'm stupid with love
I wanna get it
I wanna get it, but how?
Smart with math, but stupid with love
I wanna get it
I didn't get it 'til now

Mm-hmm

I'm astounded and non-plussed
I am filled with calculust
Does this guy work out? He must
All sweaty at the gym
Could that image be more hot?
Let me just enjoy that thought
School was rough but now it's not
'Cause now there's him

Stupid with love
I didn't get it
I didn't get it, somehow
Smart with math but stupid with love
I didn't get it
I didn't get it 'til now

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Apex Predator

(Aulii Cravalho)

Don't be fooled by the pink
She is not playing dolls
She is stalking the halls
For the thrill of the kill
Every person in school
Is aware of her stare
When she tosses her hair
They go perfectly still

All their eyes say, "Don't attack me"
Watch them sweat and pant and shake
Every food chain has its acme
Regina George eats steak

She's the queen of beasts
She can smell your fear
In this biosphere
She's the apex predator

Like a lioness
Only with less fur
Do not mess with her
She's the apex predator

At the watering hole
See the girls who weren't nice
Have to scatter like mice
From a jungle cat
And though Janis is great
She does not have this power
People literally cower
Janis can't do that

See her mark her territory
As they follow in her train
They were victims in their stories
Now they shake their mane

She's the queen of beasts
And you're in her pride
You have hitched a ride
With the apex predator

And it's kinda fun
When she bares her claws
You think you're safe because
You're with the apex predator

Do not think you'll be protected by your new exotic pet
Not a chance if she suspected (she suspected)
You were any kind of reproductive threat
But she doesn't know yet
She doesn't know yet

She's the queen of beasts
At this beastly school
Gotta keep things cool
With the apex predator

Will she braid your hair
Will she eat your heart
How can you outsmart
The apex predator
The apex predator
The apex predator

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What's Wrong With Me?

(Bebe Wood)

Tell me what's wrong with me
My body, face, my hair
Tell me all my many faults
Tell me like you care

When we both know you're cruel
And we both know you're right
I could listen to you, like a fool all night

What's wrong with me?
How I speak?
How I dress?
What's wrong with me?

You keep me guessing
Mama called me beautiful
Don't believe her anymore

Now I'm listening to you
What do I do that for?
Please don't ignore me
Mm, mm

What's wrong with me?
What can I do?
What's wrong with me?
Could it be you?

It's probably me
See that, you see
What's wrong with me
Mm, mm

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Sexy

(Avantika)

Hi

If I could change the world
I'd make us have world peace
And also Halloween
Every single day
On Halloween
You can pretend to be someone else
It's like the internet
Only in person and with candy

When you are the hot one
It's a full-time gig
Looking like what people wanna see
Once a year I'm not
I dress up and dream big
Disguised as someone else who is not me
But is still hot

I can be
Who I wanna be and sexy
I can be
Who I wanna be and hot

Don't like who you are
Then hit that costume shop
Rock a new and different sexy look (oh)
Why be so downhearted?
Blast some trashy pop
And drop it to this hot and sexy hook

I can be
Who I wanna be and sexy
I can be
Who I wanna be and hot

Be somebody new
Do a total transformation
Animal, or mineral too
Or even vegetation!
I give you "sexy corn!"
I can be who I wanna be
And sexy

A sexy Quint from sexy "Jaws"
Catching sexy sharks
(Whoa)
Sexy Eleanor Roosevelt
Or sexy Joan of Arc
(Whoa)
I can be a sexy pirate
Or a sexy ballet dancer
I can be a sexy doctor
And cure some sexy cancer

That's not right, is it?
No
I can sexy cure some cancer!
No!
I can cure sex cancer!
Sex cancer doesn't exist
I did it

Dance break
Whoa-oh

Happy Halloween!

This is modern feminism talking
Watch me as I run the world
In shoes I cannot walk in
I can be, who I wanna be
And sex-
Sex-
Sexy!

I'm a sexy mouse, duh

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Someone Gets Hurt

(Renee Rapp)

Yes, I look perfect
Ice Queen, that's what you see
It's what they all expect from me
But it's all show
Face it, you used me
You saw the sexy clothes
My supermodel pose
What did you know?

Was I a game to you?
Was I a way to be cool?
I truly cared
Was I the fool?

It's fine for you
It's fine to flirt
It's fine
'Til someone gets hurt

Mm
Feel my heart beating
I'm just like her or you
People forget I'm human too
Yes, they do that
This is performance
This is all self defense
I thought you had the sense
To see through that

Was I too proud with you?
Was I too cold and forbidding?
You chose her over me
Well, are you kidding?

It's fine for you
It's fine to flirt
It's fine
'Til someone gets hurt
'Til someone gets hurt

Poor little me
All trapped in this fabulous show
You could set me free
But if you're going, go!

It's fine for you
It's fine to flirt
And God, you're hot
Why do you even wear a shirt?
No, it's fine
Damn, you're fine
And it's fine

'Til someone gets

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Revenge Party

(Aulii Cravalho)

Cady, don't be sorry
Now you know Regina George is not your friend
We are your friends
And we're gonna make her pay

You know what friends do?
They've got your back
And they are fun to be around

Whoa, whoa, whoa

When someone hurts you
Then they attack
And grind your foe into the ground

Whoa, whoa, whoa

Imagine a party
With dresses and cake
And singing and dancing and cake
And there's a magic act
That saws Regina in half
And this time it will take

Now that's a party

It's a revenge party
A party that ends
With somebody's head on a spike
Whoa, whoa
It's a revenge party
With your two best friends
It's like a party with revenge is what it's like

I'll bring the glow sticks
I'll bring the loons, and we'll have chocolate ice cream cones
Whoa, whoa, whoa
I'll be the DJ spinning the tunes on a turntable made of a ball

We'll get a pinata 'cause that would be fun
And play dress up and Barbies and tag
And we'll roll on the grass and stare up at the sun
And we'll stuff her remains in a bag

And throw 'em in the river

A revenge party
A party that ends
With entrails all over the lawn
A revenge party with your two best friends
And I end up with Aaron when she's gone

Yes, bitch

I end up with Aaron when she's gone

Yes, bitch

What's Regina doing?
What's Regina wearing?
Is she back with Aaron?
Regina, Regina
She has everything
She gets everything
Regina, Regina, Regina

A revenge party
A party that ends
With somebody crushed and alone
And ugly crying
A revenge party with your two best friends
It's like a party with revenge is what we're throwing

What's Regina eating?
God, look at her figure
Did her boobs get bigger?
Regina, Regina
She has everything
She gets everything
Regina, Regina, Regina

At every party, there might be a low
Where the energy dips
Whoa, whoa, whoa
You might be thinking, it's late, we should go
And they ran out of chips

No
I can't even watch when she touches his hair
And I've watched a snake eat a cow
Regina needs to be toppled
Sorry, Gretchen, I swear
We'll get our party now
One candy cane, please

A revenge party
A party that ends
With lions in a Roman arena

She has everything
She gets everything
Regina, Regina, Regina

Ho-ho-ho, candy cane-gram for Shane Oman

She has everything

And one for Cady Heron

She gets everything

Four for Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco?

Glen Coco, Glenn Cocoo, Glen Coco

And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye

Who sent that?

Oh, it's from

Regina, Regina, Regina

Thanks for being a such a great best friend

It's a revenge party
A party that ends with somebody's head on a spike

A revenge party
With your two best friends
It's like a party
With revenge is what it's like
A party with revenge is what it's like
A party with revenge is what it's like

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World Burn

(Renee Rapp)

My name is Regina George
And I am a massive deal
I will grind you to sand
Beneath my Louboutin heel
This is what I get for helping
Helping someone lame fit in
Cady Heron, enjoy your temporary win, mmm

My name is Regina George
This girl is a fugly cow
Hey Cady, how you like me now?

I wanna watch the world burn
I brought the gasoline
I wanna watch the world burn
And everyone get mean
I wanna watch the world burn
I got the gasoline
I wanna watch the world burn
And everyone get mean

Cady, time to watch your back
Cady, time to turn and cough
Because you took me down
But you didn't finish me off
My name is Regina George
And in case you're keeping score
Cady may have won the battle
But I will win the war

I wanna watch the world burn
(Trang Pham is a grotsky biotch)
I got the gasoline
(Ms. Norbury's a drug pusher)
Mm, I wanna make the world burn
(Janis is a pyro les)
Regina is a fugly cow
Regina is a fugly cow
You wrote this
Whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa

I wanna watch the world burn
I brought the gasoline
I wanna watch the world burn
And everyone turn mean
Mean
Mean

I wanna watch the world burn
I wanna make the world turn
So mean
I wanna watch the world burn

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I'd Rather Be Me

(Aulii Cravalho)

So your best friend screwed you over
Acted nice when she's not nice
Well, I have some advice
'Cause it's happened to me twice
Here's my secret strategy
It always works because
The world doesn't end
It just feels like it does

Just raise your right finger
And solemnly swear
"Whatever they say about me
I don't care!"

I won't twist in knots to join your game
I will say, "You make me mad"
And if you treat me bad
I'll say, "You're bad"

If I eat alone from this moment on
That's just what I'll do
'Cause I'd rather be me
I'd rather be me
I'd rather be me than be with you

We're supposed to all be ladies
And be nurturing and care
Is that really fair?
Boys get to fight, we've to share
Here's the way that that turns out
We always understand
How to slap someone down
With our underhand

So here's my right finger
To how girls should behave
'Cause sometimes what's meant to break you
Makes you brave

So I will not act all innocent
I won't fake apologize
Let's just fight and then make up
Not tell these lies
Let's call our damage even
Clean the slate 'til it's like new
It's a new life for me
Where I'd rather be me
I'd rather be me than be with you

I'll say, "No!" (No!)
I'll say, "Knock it off, with your notes
And your rules and your games"
And those sycophants who follow you
I'll remember all their names
And when they drag you down
Like they inevitably do
I will not laugh along with them
Then approve their palace coup
'Cause that's not me

I don't need their good opinions
I have plenty of opinions
Every asshole has opinions but it doesn't make 'em true
What's true is being me
And I'd rather be me
I'd rather be me than be with you

So raise them high
'Cause playing nice and shy
Is insulting my IQ (yeah, yeah, yeah)

I'd rather be me
(I'd rather be me)
I'd rather be me
(I'd rather be me)
I'd rather be me than be with you
(I'd rather be me)
I'd rather be me
(I'd rather be me)
I'd rather be me
(I'd rather be me)
I'd rather be me than be with you

I'd rather be me
I'd rather be me
I'd rather be me than be with you

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I See Stars

(Angourie Rice)

Cheap, fake
Easy to break
That's how I used to be
Here, take it
Now I'm awake
I'll tell you what I see

Plastic don't shine
Glitter don't shine
Rhinestones don't shine
The way you do

You are so real
You are so rare
I see you there
I see you

I see stars
So many stars tonight
You could make diamonds dull
You are so beautiful

I see stars
You shine as bright as day
I will look out for you
We'll light each other's way
You're all stars

See, I went low, not high
That was my problem, I
Don't be frightened like me
The darker the night
The brighter you shine

So be alight wherever darkness goes
I'll be a light to guide you home

Stars
So many stars tonight
I see stars
Stars

I see stars
So many stars tonight
You could make diamonds dull
You are so beautiful
Stars
So many stars tonight
You could make diamonds dull
You are so beautiful
I see stars

(Stars)
(Stars)
(Stars)
(Stars)
I see stars

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Not My Fault

(Reneé Rapp and Megan Thee Stallion)

You know what?
It's not my fault you're, like, in love with me or something

It's not my fault
You came with her but she might leave with me
It's not my fault
You gotta pay for what I get for free
It's not my fault
You're, like, you're, like, you're, like, in love with me
It's not my fault you're, like, in love with me (yeah)
You're, like, in love with me

Where she at? (Where she at?)
What she doin'? (What she doin'?)
Who she with and where she from? (Oh)
Oh, she's this? (She's this?)
Oh, she's that? (She's that?)
She's a flight risk on the run (okay)
She's back (she's back), she's back (she's back?)
Yeah, I'm back, bitch, are you done? (Huh)
Excuse me while I bite my tongue (woo)

I'm not on the same shit from before
I can't take this pettiness, now I'm bored, uh-huh
We can share, babe, there's enough for us all
Told you who I am and what it is, that's not my fault

It's not my fault
You came with her but she might leave with me
It's not my fault
You gotta pay for what I get for free
It's not my fault
You're, like, you're, like, you're, like, in love with me
It's not my fault you're, like, in love with me (yeah)
You're, like, in love with me

Get her number, get her name
Get a good thing while you can
Kiss a blonde (kiss a blonde), kiss a friend (okay)
Can a gay girl get an, "Amen?" (Amen, woo)

I'm not on the same shit from before
I can't take this pettiness, now I'm bored, uh-huh
We can share, babe, there's enough for us all (us all)
Told you who I am and what it is, that's not my fault

It's not my fault
You came with her but she might leave with me
It's not my fault
You gotta pay for what I get for free
It's not my fault
You're, like, you're, like, you're, like, in love with me
It's not my fault you're, like, in love with me
You're, like, in love with me (hm)

I mean who wouldn't wanna be in love with me? (Love with me)
I'm a mood, borin' whores gotta Pinterest me
I'm a stallion, but they comin' for me like Trojan (ah)
And it wouldn't be me if I ain't cause commotion (baow)
Bitch so bad, dudes thought I was A.I., ballin' like A.I
Stick to the motherf*ckin' money like a stapler, stack like Jenga
Any pussy bitch get stroked like a painter
It's funny how the mean girl open all the doors (all the doors)
I been told y'all, I'm the black Regina George (baow)
Bikini top, booty shorts, Megan-core
You was hatin' back then, now you finna hate more
I got influence, they do anythin' I endorse
I run shit, to be a bad bitch is a sport (grrah)

'Cause I woke up hotter than I was yesterday (yesterday)
Don't care about no rules 'cause I always get my way (ah)

It's not my fault
You came with her but she might leave with me
It's not my fault (baow)
You gotta pay for what I get for free
It's not my fault
You're, like, you're, like, you're, like, in love with me
It's not my fault you're, like, in love with me
You're, like, in love with me (yeah, yeah, yeah)

I woke up hotter than I was yesterday (woo, boaw)
Don't care about no rules 'cause I always get my way (hm, hm)
I woke up hotter than I was yesterday
It's not my (ah) fault you're, like, in love with me
You're, like, in love with me