Sexy Lyrics by Kate Rockwell

KAREN:
(spoken) Hi
(sung) If I could change the world
I’d make it halloween
Every single day
And also have world peace should be first
World peace and then halloween
(spoken) Wait, let me start over

(sung) If I could change the world
I’d make us have world peace
And also halloween
Every single day
On halloween, you can pretend to be someone else
It’s like the internet
Only in person and with candy
When you are the hot one
It’s a full time gig
Looking like what people wanna see

GIRLS: Woah-oh. Woah-oh-oh
KAREN & GIRLS: I can be
KAREN: Who I wanna be and sexy

KAREN & GIRLS:
I can be
Who I wanna be and hot
Don’t like who you are
Then hit that costume shop
Rock a new and different sexy look

GIRLS: Woah-oh. Woah-oh-oh
KAREN: (spoken)
Why be so down hearted
And blast some trashy pop
And drop it to this hot and sexy look

KAREN & GIRLS: I can be
KAREN: Who I wanna be and sexy
KAREN & GIRLS: I can be
KAREN: Who I wanna be and hot
KAREN & GIRLS: Be somebody new
Do a total transformation!

KAREN:
Animals, or men will do
Or even vegetation!
(spoken) I give you “sexy corn!”
(sung) I can be, who i want to be

KAREN & GIRLS: Sexy!
KAREN: A sexy quint from sexy “jaws,” catching sexy sharks
GIRLS: Uh-huh!
KAREN: Sexy eleanor roosevelt or sexy rosa parks!
GIRLS: Uh-huh!

KAREN:
I can be a sexy pirate
Or a sexy ballet dancer
I can be a sexy doctor
And cure some sexy cancer!
(spoken) That’s not right, is it?

GRETCHEN: No
KAREN: I can sexy cure some cancer!
GRETCHEN: No!
KAREN: I can cure sex cancer!
GRETCHEN: (spoken) Sex cancer doesn’t exist
KAREN: (spoken) I did it
GIRLS: Happy halloween!

KAREN:
This is modern feminism talking
I expect to run the world in shoes I cannot walk in
I can be, who I want to be
And sex…
Sex…
Sexy!
(spoken) I’m a sexy mouse